10 Uses for Snooki's New Book, "A Shore Thing"

Snooki's first book, "A Shore Thing," just hit bookstores everywhere, just in time to coincide with the season premiere of Season 3 of "Jersey Shore." Joining other "Shore" stars like J-Woww and "The Situation" who have also joined the literary frontier, we've designed a few uses for the book if you receive it as a gift (the word "gift" being used loosely), come in contact with it as a retail sales clerk, or somehow decide to actually shell out the bucks for it. For shame. Regardless, we've got you "Jersey Shore" fans covered with 10 ideas of what you can do with Snooki's new novel "A Shore Thing" (hint: reading isn't one of them).

# Wiping off your spray tan.

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# Write notes about the inappropriate things your friend was doing at a club (Make it the main point of discussion in your life for the real-time equivalent of three episodes).

# Blocking a punch to the face/Hitting someone in the face.

# Combine it with the Kardashians book for the perfect, perfect gift for someone you want out of your beach house.

# Wedge it under the broken bed in your smush room for a quick fix.

# Lighting a fire far away from your poof.

# Covering your drunk friends' situation when she starts doing back flips in a skirt.

# When putting the G in your GTL, it can be used for a low weight, high reps workout. (It's 12.6 ounces)

# Wiping your tears when you see MTV's show schedule.

# Papercutting yourself.

10 Uses for Snooki's New Book, "A Shore Thing"

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