I have a friend who's nicknamed his wife "the phantom". This is not for any reason other than that she's a silent farter and thinks that she can get away with it. Yes, her friends are very discreet about it and don't mention the smell but they all know who the farter is. Does the shoe fit you? Do you find yourself with an unavoidable urge to let off steam, know what I mean?
We all need to fart now and then and that's quite normal. What is not so normal, is when you need to fart all the time. Have you ever wondered why some people fart a lot and others don't? My guess is that the farters have colons that are screaming out for help but, unfortunately, the screams are not being heard (only smelled). The inside of your colon probably looks a bit like a compost heap. Layers of food on top and then, when you dig deeper, nice rotting foods with worms or parasites crawling around and gassy bubbles everywhere. It makes great compost but do you want to turn your colon into a compost heap?
JACKIE
Well, fart, I mean fear, no longer. Help is at hand and, no, you don't need to embarrass yourself at the doctor telling him of your flatulence. Go out and exercise, preferably something that really makes you sweat. Sweat brings the toxins out through your skin. Then have a good look at what you're putting into your colon. There are certain detox foods that will help clean out that colon. Also, drink at least 2 litres of water per day. You could also try an extreme colon cleanser like a colon blow but, if you want to be kind and gentle on your colon, try out a detox cleanser.
Detox Cleanser - Are You a Phantom Farter? JACKIE
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